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This thread idea just came up to my head. Everyone will post here some quotes from his favorite movies. I just watched fight club yesterday (incredible movie btw )

Some funny quotes:

"Narrator: You're making a big mistake, fellas!
Police Officer: You said you would say that.
Narrator: I'm not Tyler Durden!
Police Officer: You told us you'd say that, too.
Narrator: All right then, I'm Tyler Durden. Listen to me, I'm giving you a direct order. We're aborting this mission right now.
Police Officer: You said you would definitely say that.
Police Officer: You said that if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, we gotta get his balls."

"Ricky: [to Bob, while interviewing for applicants] You're too old, fat man.
[to Angel Face]
Ricky: And you, you are too fucking... *blonde*!"

"Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory."

"Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one."

"Narrator: Oh, yeah, Chloe... Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody.
Chloe: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite...
[the group leader takes the mic]
Group Leader: Thank you, Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe."

"Tyler Durden: [to the police chief] Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us."

I guess I over-reacted a bit with this movie, eh?
Oh well, let's hear your's.

One of my favourite quotes. The name of the movie is Annapolis
Jake Huard: He's right you know.
Twins: Can I borrow your starch?
Jake Huard: Look, I don't get it. Why are you still here?
Twins: You want to know why I stay in this room?
Jake Huard: Yeah.
Twins: Cause Jake, you're my Mississippi.
Jake Huard: I'm your what?
Twins: People who live in Arkansas, you know what their favorite state is?
Jake Huard: No.
Twins: Mississippi. Cause Mississippi's the only thing that keeps Arkansas from being the worst state in the whole country.
Jake Huard: I'm Mississippi.
Twins: Well you sure as hell ain't California. Listen, Cole and Whitaker are so busy tryin' to run you out they forgot about me. As a matter of fact, they've forgotten about every other plebe in this whole company. That's why I stay in this room Jake. Cause if Mississippi quits, then all of a sudden Arkansas is the worst state in the whole country

Hitman movie.
Nika Boronina: The woman, two tables behind you - what's she wearing?
Agent 47: The one with the red hair and the silk dress - facing you?
Nika Boronina: Yeah.
Agent 47: That's not a woman.

[Whittier finds 47 in his home]
Mike Whittier: [very apprehensive] If you're going to kill me...
Agent 47: [definite] If I was going to kill you, I'd have done it when you walked to your car this morning and been gone by the time your body hit the sidewalk. But, right now, all you can think about is your family. And this is making you desperate. Desperate men do stupid things.
[instinctively goes for his gun]
Agent 47: Without the suppressor, this weapon will sound like a Howitzer going off in here. And... I don't leave witnesses.

Supernatural is simply epic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLiDBcI4F-w
Sam: "Hey, Check That Out."
Dean: "Yeah, It's Close To Halloween."
Sam: "Remember Cinderella? ...With the pumpkin that turns into a couch and the mice that become horses ."
Dean: "Dude, Could You Be More Gay?."
Dean: "Don't Answer That."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3su6hUqf6CE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rJ2HrfjANM
Ruby: What?
Dean: Nothing. It's just… an angel and a demon, riding in the back seat. It's like the setup for a bad joke. Or a Penthouse Forum letter.
Sam: Dude… reality… porn.
Dean: You call this reality?

Uriel: Give us the girl.
Dean: Sorry. Get yourself another one. Try JDate.

Well i guess to show videos is more accurate than to post quote

Anyway I love supernatural here is some more :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqNKcu5S2yM

Sam: Dude were you on my computer?
Dean: No..
Sam: Oh realy? Cuz its frozen now on bustyasianbeauties.com
Dean: .....
Sam: Dean.. would you just..dont touch my stuff ok?
Dean: Would you control your own cd ?

or :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L41YYx9MhyY

The dark knight:

Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
Alfred Pennyworth: Well, you do, sir.
Bruce Wayne: Well, can't afford to know 'em.

Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.
Batman: You're garbage who kills for money.
The Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

The Chechen: What are you going to do with all your money?
The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder...
[the Chechen watches, appalled, as Joker's thugs pour gasoline on his mountain of cash]
The Joker: And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!

Two-Face: The joker chose me!
Batman: Because you were the best of us. He wanted to prove that even someone as good as you could fall.
Two-Face: And he was right.
Batman: You're the one pointing the gun, Harvey. So point it at the people responsible.
Two-Face: Fair enough.
[to Batman]
Two-Face: You first.
[Flips the coin]
Two-Face: [Shoots Batman and points the gun at himself]
Two-Face: My turn.

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQN1Xi_c0gI

- Daddy? I am scared.
- C'mon Mindy, honey. Be a big girl now. Nothing to be afraid of.
- Is it gonna hurt bad?
- Oh, child. Only for a second, sugar. Handgun bullet travels at more than...
- ...700 miles an hour.
- ...700 miles an hour. So at close range like this, the force is gonna take you right off your feet, for sure. But it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest. Okay?
- I hate getting punched in the chest.
- You gonna be fine, baby doll.
*SHOOT*

Nothing more to say It's not random, that it's in the Top250 at IMDB

Yeah KickAss is simply epic too

"... it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst ...

And then I remember ... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry ... you will someday."

It's better to watch it, as the effect is only present in the movie. My god, what and incredible movie this was !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYrgHju3d-E

Since batman was mentioned ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diQHV_ZFyqY

haha Sheldon kicks ass, love this guy